ALL ABOUT BALANCE

"Howdy! howdy! howdy! I am woody!".This the line in the Toy story movie that give my sons a dose of laughter every time they are watching the movie. All three sequel of the movie have already seen by them. They watch the movie at home almost weekly, during weekends and days when there are no classes. And even though they've watch it repeatedly still, they find some lines funny and laugh with it. "Howdy! howdy! howdy! Im woody"is the line of Mr. Shark teasing Woody when he was put at the toys chest and being ignored by Andy. Some other lines in the movie that catch much attention of my kids:

"Bark! Bark! of slinky at the airport when the dog frightened a child to go away.
"Buzz, Look! Aliens!..hahaha!"by woody teasing Buzz.
"You're a toy! T-O-Y! toy!
"To infinity and beyond!" famous line of Buzz lightyear.
"There's a snake in my boots"famous line of Woody.

Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Bull's eye, slinky, Mr & Mrs Potato Head, Barbie, Ken, Rex, Porky, Aliens and company.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Can you cry under water?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go when they are angry?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape.
Is there another word for synonym?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What is another word for Thesaurus?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Why are Softballs hard?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what's the speed of dark?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a chair at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?